{"id":4625,"date":"2020-05-18T10:08:18","date_gmt":"2020-05-18T10:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.happywedding.app\/blog\/?p=4625"},"modified":"2024-11-04T10:39:12","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T10:39:12","slug":"funny-marriage-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.happywedding.app\/blog\/funny-marriage-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"150 Funny Marriage Quotes for Newlyweds"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you are looking for some hilarious marriage quotes to add fun element to your wedding, then this post is for you. Here we are sharing 150 funny marriage quotes for you that you can use in your wedding invites, wedding signage, and wedding social media updates.<\/p>\n

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150 Funny Marriage Wishes, Messages and Quotes<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/header>\n

Let\u2019s get started\u2026\u2026.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

1. <\/strong>\u201cThe secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.\u201d \u2014<\/strong>Henny Youngman<\/p>\n

2. <\/strong>\u201cThe trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing \u2013 and then marry him.\u201d \u2014<\/strong>Cher<\/p>\n

3. <\/strong>\u201cLove is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!\u201d \u2014<\/strong> Zeenat Essa<\/p>\n

4. <\/strong>\u201cIn olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.\u201d \u2014<\/strong>Helen Rowland<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> \u201cMany people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Zig Ziglar TC mark<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> \u201cBefore you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Will Ferrell<\/p>\n

7. <\/strong>\u201cThe most important four words for a successful marriage: \u2018I\u2019ll do the dishes.’\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

8. <\/strong>\u201cBy all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you\u2019ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you\u2019ll become a philosopher.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Socrates<\/p>\n

9. <\/strong>\u201cWhen a man opens a car door for his wife, it\u2019s either a new car or a new wife.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Prince Philip<\/p>\n

10.<\/strong> \u201cI love being married. It\u2019s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Rita Rudner<\/p>\n

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11.<\/strong> “Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.” \u2014 <\/strong>Jewish Proverb<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> \u201cMen marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Albert Einstein<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> \u201cThere is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Oscar Wilde<\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> \u201cAll men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Red Skelton<\/p>\n

15.<\/strong> \u201cTake care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you\u2019ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Neil Simon<\/p>\n

16.<\/strong> \u201cLove, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Ambrose Bierce<\/p>\n

17. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Carrie<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> \u201cAny intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.\u201d \u2014\u00a0<\/strong>Isadora Duncan<\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> \u201cA good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Michel de Montaigne<\/p>\n

20. <\/strong>\u201cKeep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Benjamin Franklin<\/p>\n

21. <\/strong>\u201cA guy knows he\u2019s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>NOT A BOOK<\/p>\n

22. <\/strong>\u201cThe best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they\u2019re too old to do it.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Ann Bancroft<\/p>\n

23.<\/strong> \u201cMarriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Honore de Balzac<\/p>\n

24.<\/strong> \u201cA good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Michel de Montaigne<\/p>\n

25. <\/strong>\u201cMarrying a man is like buying something you\u2019ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn\u2019t always go with everything else in the house.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Jean Kerr<\/p>\n

26. <\/strong>\u201cTo keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Ogden Nash<\/p>\n

27.<\/strong> “I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.” \u2014 <\/strong>Steven Wright<\/p>\n

28.<\/strong> \u201cMen who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage \u2013 they\u2019ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Rita Rudner<\/p>\n

29. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is when a man loses his bachelor\u2019s degree and woman gets her master\u2019s degree.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Rama Kochhar<\/p>\n

30.<\/strong> \u201cWhen you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Marie Osmond<\/p>\n

31.<\/strong> \u201cMarriage \u2013 a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Beverley Nichols<\/p>\n

32. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is an adventure, like going to war.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>G. K. Chesterton<\/p>\n

Read More: 100 Best Heartwarming Marriage Quotes for Sister<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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33.<\/strong> \u201cMany a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Stephen Leacock<\/p>\n

34. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage has no guarantees. If that\u2019s what you\u2019re looking for, go live with a car battery.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Erma Bombeck<\/p>\n

35.<\/strong> \u201cAll marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Raymond Hull<\/p>\n

36. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Richard Pryor<\/p>\n

37.<\/strong> \u201cIf you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Sam Levenson<\/p>\n

38.<\/strong> \u201cThey dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Alexander Pope<\/p>\n

39. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn\u2019t even have when you were on your own.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Eddie Cantor<\/p>\n

40.<\/strong> \u201cAn ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Booth Tarkington<\/p>\n

41. <\/strong>\u201cNever get married in college; it\u2019s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you\u2019ve already made one mistake.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Elbert Hubbard<\/p>\n

42.<\/strong> \u201cLove is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Natasha Leggero<\/p>\n

43. <\/strong>\u201cI love being married. It\u2019s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

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44. <\/strong>\u201cI married beneath me, all women do.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Nancy Astor<\/p>\n

45.<\/strong> \u201cWomen marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Albert Einstein<\/p>\n

46. <\/strong>\u201cIn my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.\u201d \u2014<\/strong> Woody Allen<\/p>\n

47. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Jerry Seinfeld<\/p>\n

48. <\/strong>\u201cBefore marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Marilyn Monroe<\/p>\n

49. <\/strong>\u201cBefore I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>John Wilmot<\/p>\n

50. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body\u2019s cells have been replaced, you\u2019re meant to experience that seven-year itch.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Yoko Ono<\/p>\n

Also See: <\/strong><\/span>Best 75 Wedding Love Quotes<\/a><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

51. <\/strong>“You can’t buy love on eBay.” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

52. <\/strong>\u201cHappiness is the china shop; love is the bull.” \u2014 <\/strong>H.L. Mencken<\/p>\n

53. <\/strong>\u201cAlways get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Mickey Rooney<\/p>\n

54.<\/strong> \u201cMy wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Rodney Dangerfield<\/p>\n

55.<\/strong> \u201cMarry a man your own age; As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Phyllis Diller<\/p>\n

56.<\/strong> \u201cBefore marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.\u201d \u2014 Helen Rowland 57. \u201cMarriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Billy Connolly<\/p>\n

58. <\/strong>\u201cThe only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Ratna Deep<\/p>\n

59. <\/strong>\u201cMore marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Doug Larson<\/p>\n

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60. <\/strong>“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” \u2014 <\/strong>Albert Einstein<\/p>\n

61.<\/strong> \u201cMarriage has no guarantees. If that\u2019s what you\u2019re looking for, go live with a car battery.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Erma Bombeck<\/p>\n

62. <\/strong>“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” \u2014 <\/strong>Will Ferrell<\/p>\n

63. <\/strong>\u201cYou can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” \u2014 <\/strong>Henny Youngman<\/p>\n

64. <\/strong>“The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24\/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love.” \u2014 <\/strong>Sophie Monroe<\/p>\n

65.<\/strong> \u201cAll you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn\u2019t hurt.” \u2014 <\/strong>Charles M. Schulz<\/p>\n

66.<\/strong> \u201cMarriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Evelyn Hendrickson<\/p>\n

67. <\/strong>“True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.” \u2014 <\/strong>La Rochefoucauld<\/p>\n

68. <\/strong>“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” \u2014 <\/strong>Erich Segal<\/p>\n

69.<\/strong> “Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.” \u2014 <\/strong>English Proverb<\/p>\n

70.<\/strong> \u201cThe best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Rick Reilly<\/p>\n

71.<\/strong> “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” \u2014 <\/strong>Jean Illsley Clarke<\/p>\n

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72.<\/strong> “A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.” \u2014 <\/strong>Brendan Francis<\/p>\n

73. <\/strong>\u201cKeep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Benjamin Franklin<\/p>\n

74. <\/strong>“Romantic love is mental illness. But it\u2019s a pleasurable one.” \u2014 <\/strong>Fran Lebowitz<\/p>\n

75.<\/strong> “Besides chocolate, you’re my favourite.” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

76. <\/strong>“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” \u2014 <\/strong>Richard Jeni<\/p>\n

77. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is like watching the color of leaves in the fall; ever changing and more stunningly beautiful with each passing day.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Fawn Weaver<\/p>\n

78. <\/strong>“Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn\u2019t show up on X-rays, but you know it\u2019s there.” \u2014 <\/strong>George Burns<\/p>\n

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79.<\/strong> “Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.” \u2014 <\/strong>Thomas Dewar<\/p>\n

80. <\/strong>\u201cMy wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Winston Churchill<\/p>\n

81.<\/strong> \u201cI\u2019m going to get married again because I\u2019m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Wendy Liebman<\/p>\n

82.<\/strong> \u201cLove is a lot like a backache; It doesn\u2019t show up on X-Rays, But you know it\u2019s there.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>George Burns<\/p>\n

83. <\/strong>\u201cWe always hold hands. If I let go, she shops\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Henny Youngman<\/p>\n

84. <\/strong>\u201cThey say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Mae West<\/p>\n

85.<\/strong> \u201cI love you like a fat kid loves cake.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Quote from 50 Cents<\/p>\n

86. <\/strong>“Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.” \u2014 <\/strong>Cher<\/p>\n

87.<\/strong> \u201cWhat\u2019s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Cindy Garner<\/p>\n

88. <\/strong>“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” \u2014 <\/strong>Groucho Marx<\/p>\n

89. <\/strong>“They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles.” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

90.<\/strong> “Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.\u201d \u2014<\/strong> Joan Rivers<\/p>\n

91. <\/strong>“If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.” \u2014 <\/strong>Katharine Hepburn<\/p>\n

92.<\/strong> \u201cMy wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes on tuesdays, I go Fridays.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Henry Youngman<\/p>\n

93. <\/strong>\u201cIf you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Sigmund Freud<\/p>\n

94.<\/strong> \u201cMarriage is like a walk in the park\u2026 Jurassic Park.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

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95. <\/strong>\u201cFor marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Catherine Zeta-Jones<\/p>\n

96.<\/strong> “Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” \u2014 <\/strong>H. L. Mencken<\/p>\n

97. <\/strong>\u201cBefore we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

98. <\/strong>\u201cMy wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Jack Benny<\/p>\n

99.<\/strong> “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” \u2014 <\/strong>Woody Allen<\/p>\n

100.<\/strong> “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Steve Martin<\/p>\n

101. <\/strong>\u201cRemember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: You have to start over again every morning.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>H. Jackson Brown, Jr.<\/p>\n

102. <\/strong>“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.” \u2014 <\/strong>Ambrose Bierce<\/p>\n

103. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Elbert Hubbard<\/p>\n

104.<\/strong> “The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.” \u2014 <\/strong>Woody Allen<\/p>\n

105. <\/strong>“Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.” \u2014 <\/strong>Friedrich Nietzsche<\/p>\n

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106. <\/strong>“An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” \u2014 <\/strong>Agatha Christie<\/p>\n

107 <\/strong>“I love you even when I’m really, really hungry” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

108. <\/strong>“Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.” \u2014 <\/strong>Cathy Carlyle<\/p>\n

109. <\/strong>“The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

110. <\/strong>“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.” \u2014 <\/strong>Woody Allen<\/p>\n

111.<\/strong> “All marriages are happy. It’s trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.” \u2014<\/strong>Shelley Winters<\/p>\n

112.<\/strong> “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” \u2014 <\/strong>Lily Tomlin<\/p>\n

113.<\/strong> \u201cMarriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Ogden Nash<\/p>\n

114. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is like vitamins: We supplement each other\u2019s minimum daily requirements.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

115. <\/strong>“Love is a grave mental disease.” \u2014 <\/strong>Plato<\/p>\n

116. <\/strong>“Marrying a man is like buying something you\u2019ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn\u2019t always go with everything else.” \u2014<\/strong> Jean Kerr<\/p>\n

117. <\/strong>“A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.” \u2014 <\/strong>Zsa Zsa Gabor<\/p>\n

118.<\/strong> “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” \u2014 <\/strong>Joan Crawford<\/p>\n

119. <\/strong>“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” \u2014 <\/strong>Bree Luckey<\/p>\n

120.<\/strong> \u201cWhen you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Helen Rowland<\/p>\n

121. <\/strong>“It’s been so long since I made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up.” \u2014 <\/strong>Joan Rivers<\/p>\n

122. <\/strong>“Love is the seventh sense, which destroys all the other six senses.” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

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123. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.\u201d \u2014<\/strong> Joyce Brothers<\/p>\n

124. <\/strong>\u201cA good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.\u201d \u2014<\/strong> Anonymous<\/p>\n

125. <\/strong>“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” \u2014 <\/strong>Andy Warhol<\/p>\n

126.<\/strong> \u201cThe husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Groucho Marx<\/p>\n

127. <\/strong>\u201cIn marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money virtue before beauty, the mind before the body, then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>William Penn<\/p>\n

128. <\/strong>“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener” \u2014 <\/strong>Pauline Thomason<\/p>\n

129. <\/strong>“Love doesn\u2019t drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.” \u2014 <\/strong>Helen Gurley Brown<\/p>\n

130.<\/strong> “Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house.” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

131.<\/strong> “Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.” \u2014 <\/strong>Tommy Dewar<\/p>\n

132. <\/strong>“I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soulmate – but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.” \u2014<\/strong> Alf Whit<\/p>\n

133.<\/strong> \u201cMy most brilliant achievement was my ability to persuade my wife to marry Me.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Winston-churchill<\/p>\n

134. <\/strong>\u201cIf I get married, I want to be very married.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Audrey Hepburn<\/p>\n

135.<\/strong> “It is impossible to love and be wise.” \u2014<\/strong> Francis Bacon<\/p>\n

136. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is our last, best chance to grow up.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Joseph Barth<\/p>\n

137. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is a risk; I think it\u2019s a great and glorious risk, as long as you embark on the adventure in the same spirit.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Cate Blanchett<\/p>\n

138. <\/strong>“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” \u2014 <\/strong>Bob Hope<\/p>\n

139. <\/strong>\u201cTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Mark Twain<\/p>\n

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140.<\/strong> \u201cThe highest happiness on earth is marriage.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>William Lyon Phelps<\/p>\n

141. <\/strong>“What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.” \u2014<\/strong> Pearl Bailey<\/p>\n

142. <\/strong>\u201cOne should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Honor\u00e9 de Balzac<\/p>\n

143. <\/strong>\u201cMarriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.\u201d \u2014<\/strong> Joyce Brothers<\/p>\n

144.<\/strong> “Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you\u2019d miss them!” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

145. <\/strong>\u201cA good marriage is that in which each appoints the other the guardian of his solitude, and shows him this confidence, the greatest in his power to bestow.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Rainer Maria Rilke<\/p>\n

146. <\/strong>“Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.” \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

147. <\/strong>\u201cTo keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.\u201d \u2014 Ogden Nash 148. \u201cHusbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>From Letters to Juliet<\/p>\n

149.<\/strong> \u201cMarriage is a workshop\u2026.. Where husband works and wife shops.\u201d \u2014 <\/strong>Anonymous<\/p>\n

150.<\/strong> “Husbands and wives are so irritating. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?” \u2014 <\/strong>Janet Periat<\/p>\n

AND FINALLY\u2026\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, these are the funniest marriage quotes which you can use in your wedding. These marriage quotes will simply add to the fun part of your wedding. You can even make your wedding speech hilarious with these funny quotes on marriage.<\/p>\n

Happy Wedding\u2026.. \u263a \u263a<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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